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This Week In History: Sears Tower Constructed With Bold Challenge To God Engraved On Roof

The Onion reflects on the discovery of the first lesbian, the joyous Hindenburg explosion, and the Sears Tower's challenge to God. Subscribe to The Onion...

Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am

Author: TheOnion

Length: 02:57

Rating: $5\5$

Views: 36282

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Obama Win Causes Obsessed Backers To See How Empty Lives Are

The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly, unsure of what...

Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am

Author: TheOnion

Length: 02:48

Rating: $5\5$

Views: 1339838

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Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere

Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications whatsoever.

Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am

Author: TheOnion

Length: 02:02

Rating: $5\5$

Views: 1693193

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Behind The Pen: How Marriage Works

Onion editorial cartoonist Stan Kelly is one of the world's top opinion-makers. He gets up close and personal in this new video series. See the...

Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am

Author: TheOnion

Length: 02:54

Rating: $4\5$

Views: 33493

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Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized

The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and...

Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am

Author: TheOnion

Length: 03:10

Rating: $5\5$

Views: 600639

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Pop Star's Single, 'Booty Wave', Most Likely Civilization's Downfall

Multi-millionaire pop sensation, K'ronikka, appears on Today Now! completely unaware that she is responsible for the deterioration of civilized society. Subscribe to The Onion on...

Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am

Author: TheOnion

Length: 02:36

Rating: $5\5$

Views: 543439

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Woman Sets Record For Longest Amount Of Time Spent Talking About Oneself

Today Now! welcomes Linda Johnston, the inspiring woman who made history by talking about herself continuously for over fifty hours. Subscribe to The Onion on...

Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am

Author: TheOnion

Length: 02:37

Rating: $5\5$

Views: 124697